OnceUponATime-By BrotherShavis

Peter Piper was a happy piper. He moved into a new village called MaMaBaga and lived quite happily. He got to know a bunch of clowns and wrote back to his old folks regularly. He also befriended the children of the village and they seemed nice.
One day, the witch of 'I-am-damn-fucking-bad-land' came and cast a spell on the kids, making them irritating and slutty. The naughty children started to throw stones at Peter and started living in his cozy home. Peter was disappointed and kinda angry. But along came a queer looking lad whose name was Waxy. Waxy was a kind man and also the father of all the evil children. He understood and listened to Peter. Peter is glad to know Waxy as he is a kind kind man. However, Peter was still pissed with the children and piped on his magical piper and led the children into the river to drown to death. Then Waxy was pissed but it was kinda too late.

-The End.
(Thanks Waxy, you are rwaks.)